Pat is an evil evil man

I have to say, if Carrot Cake Soup is the taste of two girls kissing, I believe that I will remain heterosexual. Not that it's the worst thing I've ever tasted or anything. Just not really my thing.

Do not worry. I took proper precautions. The ingredients were obtained at different stores, on different days, by different people. Though I'm vaguely worried that this might not be enough, based on the recent publicity of Carrot Cake Soup. The act of purchasing carrot cake may now be enough to set off alarms, and I payed using my ATM card.

If I mysteriously disappear sometime soon, you know why.

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There is an evil coathanger stealing monster in my house.