Bah Humbug
Dec. 26th, 2000 12:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ocelotOriginal: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2000/12/26/2142/2271
vsync wants me to embarrass myself publically by posting the idiotic spoof I wrote this morning after he got 0wn3d on Christmas. So here it is.
By the way communista, the websites were split about 50/50 between "count on me" and "plan on me". I decided to use count, since it fits a bit better for this purpose, and that's what I thought it was anyways.
I'll be 0wn3d for Christmas
You can count on me
'Cause I use telnet and run portmap
And bind on port 53
Christmas eve will find me
Where the monitor gleams
I'll be 0wn3d for Christmas
'Cause my box is a script kiddie's dream
vsync wants me to embarrass myself publically by posting the idiotic spoof I wrote this morning after he got 0wn3d on Christmas. So here it is.
By the way communista, the websites were split about 50/50 between "count on me" and "plan on me". I decided to use count, since it fits a bit better for this purpose, and that's what I thought it was anyways.
I'll be 0wn3d for Christmas
You can count on me
'Cause I use telnet and run portmap
And bind on port 53
Christmas eve will find me
Where the monitor gleams
I'll be 0wn3d for Christmas
'Cause my box is a script kiddie's dream
