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I'm sitting here in IKEA and someone just walked by declaring how she was lost and felt like she was in a maze.

I hope she gets eaten by a grue.

Nothing personal. It would just be amusing.

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It would be a GRÖÖ, created by an anonymous designer and in either nice wood tones or rather striking colors. Shipping would be expensive, but at least they flatpack.

It would attack as you wandered around, occasionally taking or dropping items and writing cryptic little notes to yourself using a pencil. Likely in the warehouse level where it can get dark in the aisles at times, and there are twisty passages against the wall that can allow you to zip around.