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Does anyone else spend the entire time they are sick convinced that they've got some awful disease and are about to die?

I've got a sore throat and swollen glands. Obviously it's strep throat, or maybe cancer or mumps.

I've got aches. I think I'm developing polio.

I can't stop coughing. I must have whooping cough.

This is it! The killer disease that's gonna wipe out all of mankind!

I do wish my legs would stop aching, though.